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I see you over there, gettin' all up in your business feels.

​Until you realize that you maybe-probably hit Publish on your blog post before going back to finish that one sentence. Gah! I hate when that happens.

Or maybe you saw that one-star book review on Amazon and it was as painful as getting sucker-punched in the hoohah. Or so I’ve heard.

I get it. Editing your words can be challenging. You can read your content over and over and still miss the small details.

So, before you toss your laptop out the window.... HOLD. UP.

Your                               VA is here, ready to bitch-slap your word woes in the face! 


Heytherehey, I'm Celise Downs--
Word Nerd. Literary Sherpa. Tattler of Typos. Eye-bang Specialist.


I go by many names. Not as many as Daenerys Targaryen, of course, but then again, I've never been a mother of dragons. From hard-hitting reality-checks, short 'n sweet blogs or HAWT AF romance novels, I'm your Editing Fairy GoddessBoss. It's a thing.


Sharing your literary gems with the world can be a nail-biting experience, but I've got your back so you can focus on what you do best (hint: it's being awesome).  Have pencil, will fight word battles - no fucking wand needed!

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